Fern double checks the drawings
Fern was at work in the SirTech assembly area when Sir walked in towards her with a trolley stacked high with boxes. "Drop what you're working on and make a start on these" he said while unloading the boxes into a big pile on her desk. "Come see me when you're done" he said before leaving. It's rare for Sir to come down to the shop floor so these must be special, she thought to herself.
She flicked though the paperwork and opened up one of the boxes to find a prototype circuit board for the latest SirTech creation, a high tech dildo. Fern blushed slightly when she realised what the board was for but she was excited to be working on something new. SirTech had marketed these new dildos as being the most advanced on the market with the best components. The hope was that SirTech would become the name brand dildo in the same way that Hitachi is the name brand wand vibrator. Another less known selling point was that the SirTech dildo was anatomically accurate and supposedly modelled on Sir himself! Fern's job was to assemble the circuit board before it gets embedded in the silicone mould to create the dildo.
Fern was happily working away soldering various vibration motors and other gizmos when suddenly she noticed something odd. "These boards are quite large" she thought to herself. She stopped to examine the board and visualise it in her mind... "How is this going to fit in a dildo?" she wondered. The boards themselves were at least 9 inches long so whatever dildo they're going in must be huge! "Maybe I'm working on the wrong boards?" she wondered, but the serial numbers matched so she checked the paperwork hoping to find something that would give an explanation. Still perplexed, she called over the engineer who had only just sat down after his previous 'call out'.
"What have you broken now?" asked the engineer with a joking but semi-serious tone.
"Nothing, but are these too big?" Fern replied who held up the board as if to make a point about its size. The engineer stared at the long circuit board vacantly as if confused by what Fern was asking. "...how will it... fit?" asked Fern hoping that the engineer would catch her meaning without her having to spell it out for him. The engineer didn't seem share Fern's concerns and told her if that's how Sir sent the boards over then they must be correct and not to worry about it.
The engineer left to go sit back down but Fern still wasn't convinced so she decided to check the drawing. She searched on the computer until finally she found the drawings for the prototype SirTech dildo. "Oh wow" she thought to herself once she realised the size wasn't an error. She held up the callipers to her forearm to help her visualise the proportions. "...this is modelled on Sir?! Maybe he made a mistake?" she thought to herself.
Fern couldn't stop thinking about it. What if the drawings were wrong and no one spots it until we're already into production? It'd be best to catch a design error early and she was sure Sir wouldn't mind her being overly cautious.
Fern headed up to Sir's office and knocked on the door before entering.
"Sir, you know them boards you gave me... can I double check something please?" mumbled Fern.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Sir.
"Well... it's the size, they seem to big" replied Fern while gesturing to the callipers in her other hand.
There was a strange muffled noise from under Sir's desk as he stood up.
"I can come back later" said Fern realising that there was someone under there.
"She can wait" said Sir whose erect penis was already out for some reason.
Fern moved towards Sir and started to measure with her callipers. Fern removed the callipers and held them up to get a better view of the reading. "Oh... I think the drawing must be wrong because I measure--". Sir cut Fern off mid sentence. "The drawing is correct. Now if you don't mind I have a meeting with my secretary" he said firmly with a smile.
"Yes, Sir" replied Fern before heading back to her desk.